SarcasticHub – Is that fine?

aita, children, christmas eve, Fights, Fine, hard work, harmless fun, husband, jokes, next year, pillow cases, Presents, santa, sarcastic, SarcasticHub, Sorry., start fights, thanks, Wrapping, wrong way

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Votes:	3083
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	71
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

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Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Love Letters Sent:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

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Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8378
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4085	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

play.stormylagoon.com

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

play.wildcraftmc.com

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

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Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Void Armor Forged:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	2383	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org