Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Votes:	2854	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

PandaCraft is a unique Survival server known for its “quality of life” plugins to make the Survival experience better. You can play with your friends, or even meet new friends! The server runs on 1.20+ and supports both Java & Bedrock players!What makes us unique? Custom Modeled Cosmetics, Player Warps, Player Economy, Claiming System, Voting ranks, and so much more!We strive to create the most fair survival server possible. We don’t sell ranks, keys, or items that gives other players advantages over you. We truly just want to have fun and connect with you, and we can’t wait to see you soon!

mc.pandacraft.cc

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	665
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

play.RenatusNetwork.com

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

46.243.169.234

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sb2.craftersland.net

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

play.minefrost.net

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	7054
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

play.demonsland.fun

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

mcsugars.com

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dimension Hops:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

mitslo.net

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Looking for a Casual yet engaging Earth Survival Server with a Tycoon-style RPG experience? Look no further than NiftySMP! With Towny, you can claim your own territory and build prosperous cities and nations with friends! Earn money through Jobs and McMMO, create your own Player Shops and sell items in the Auction House! With over 1300+ Custom Quests and 28 Custom Ranks to climb, there are always new perks and rewards waiting for you on play.niftysmp.com! Join us today and start your adventure!Supported Versions: ◆ (1.18.x – 1.20.4)Features: ◆ 1:1000 Custom Earth Map and Dynmap ◆ No-War & No-Grief Survival using Towny ◆ Custom Ranking System, Quests & More!

play.niftysmp.com

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Mythria.net

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

play.axolotlsmp.com

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Farms Harvested:	841	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Shatteredvanilla.net

CraftyMynes

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3588
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

myne.fun

CrafterLife

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

mcs.crafterlife.net

World of Eldin

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	940	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Founded December 10th, 2010 We do not Tolerate CheatersHackers. Flight, speed, or x-ray will get you banned. We do allow Mini-map. The World of Eldin is not a very easy place to excel. You have the choice to just live off the land out in the wilderness, try and amass enough money to have your land protected, or go the cheaper route and buy land in a city. Our money is iConomy based, and our virtual currency is called Trade-Bars, with Bits used as coins or change. These Trade-Bars are used to buy a multitude of items from player shops and server shops or to buy a variety of land choices for you to build on. After purchasing a plot of land, you will earn yourself a title. Your first title will most likely be Gentry 100 wild tiles or Villager 100 city tiles. Titles are how you get yourself known around the World of Eldin, and they each come with some server responsibilities of their own.Griefing in Eldin is frowned upon, but if you live in the unprotected wilderness expect it City life is so much easier. You can make money by selling certain items to shops, or to other players. Maybe even get hired to perform a job for someone Living in a city or on any protected land will protect you and your precious items from those nasty griefers. With time invested in our server you will soon see your small plot begin to grow into a town, flourish into a hamlet, and evolve into a great thriving empire. Ruled by YOU Declare war, control trade, fight monsters, or spend some time with friends. If you’re tired of visiting servers that disappear over night, give us a try. We have been around for over 8 years and will hopefully be around for a long time to come. Hope to see you there

worldofeldin.com:25561