Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	2910
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ores Mined:	4227	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Emeralds Found:	7985	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Towns Built:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	8745	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Buildings Constructed:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Animals Bred:	137
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5844	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	185
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Runes Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Love Letters Sent:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mines Excavated:	1602	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6787
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2551
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Void Gems Collected:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Players Killed by Monsters:	9672

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Potions Brewed:	58	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2395	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Farms Harvested:	835
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Dragon Eggs Found:	4149

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645