Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Chimeras Created:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Sputnik One Networks

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

This is a vanilla SMP server for dedicated users who wish to be a part of a close and exclusive community. It uses a white-list, though we are currently open to applications (go to http://sputnik1net.org/mc/). We will likely remain on full releases of vanilla minecraft, as snapshots are often too unstable, and bukkit is too slow to update.

mc.sputnik1net.org

TheBroadSword Server!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchantments Applied:	83	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

TheBroadSword Server!

192.227.132.211

MinecraftUK.com

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

play.minecraftuk.com

Animal Town

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mines Excavated:	3395
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

mc.animal-town.net

Underverse

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magic Items Found:	3870	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

216.172.107.217

Scorched Earth

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

108.170.5.66:25693

CraftVille

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

CraftVille.is.si

GiBcraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

world.gibcraft.com

jdcraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	273	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

198.154.115.2

RegularChaos

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Dragon Eggs Found:	7615
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8275	Herobrine Sightings:	10

We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

RegularChaos.de

Meta-Union

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	37	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

meta-union.com

Lazuli MC

Creative, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Animals Bred:	171	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Buildings Constructed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

lazulimc.net

SwordPVP

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

spvp.me

Alfi’s World

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4656	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ores Mined:	8665

We are a young free server, searching for good people and admin’s, who are interested to help build, set and maintain the server. We have actually two arena’s any place to realize your creativity and we are preparing economy, shop, mine cart, dynmap and many more.

We are a young and starting free server, looking for smart people and admins who are interested in helping to build and maintain the server. We currently offer two Arenas and a lot of space for creativity, and we are preparing the economy, shop, minecart, dynmap and a lot of other interesting things.

82.119.123.106

TeamVareide

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mines Excavated:	2203	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

mc.teamvareide.com www.TeamVareide.com

mc.teamvareide.com