Sandy Ass HaHa Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	238	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Animals Bred:	60	Enchantments Applied:	243
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimension Hops:	3

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crops Grown:	2184
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Votes:	7666	Farms Harvested:	305
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Gods Slained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Crops Grown:	8327	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	146	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Farms Harvested:	920
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Magic Items Found:	8577
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	504	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Void Armor Forged:	19

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mines Excavated:	3025
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

play.carboncraft.xyz