Sand N*ggers Anonymous: A Minecraft Server for the Culturally Insensitive

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to never mention sand niggers unless you want a Big Mac shoved in your face! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane builds that will make you question your sanity.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, or have epic dance parties with creepers. Our community is like no other, filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for Big Macs, because that’s the only currency we accept around here!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Star Shards Collected:	291	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	576723
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5771	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Emeralds Found:	5002	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Potions Brewed:	111	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Endless Night Skies:	5	New Chunks Explored:	975982
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.