Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to never mention sand niggers unless you want a Big Mac shoved in your face! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane builds that will make you question your sanity.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, or have epic dance parties with creepers. Our community is like no other, filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for Big Macs, because that’s the only currency we accept around here!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 17
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
Orbs of Power Found: 9 Crops Grown: 4218

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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