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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 7489 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).
But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).
So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!