Sally’s SMP Adventures: Minecraft SMP Sue

About to, Adventures, Brain, Breakfast, cocaine, Difference, Hunger pain, kills, MAMA, Men, Minecraft, morning, Old, Quick, Running, SALLY, Sallys, sick, smp, SUE, They don’t know., Whores, woke up

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Void Armor Forged:	27
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Farms Harvested:	276
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).

Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).

But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).

So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

bartolsmp.com:27785

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

otcMC.mywire.org

Corvid Crossing

Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

135.148.29.246

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Animals Bred:	26	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

play.hgmc.dev:46235

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1364	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5683	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

vote.pitsim.net

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Endless Night Skies:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

play.norules.wtf

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6159	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

mc.ever-lands.com:25570

ExtractMC

Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

169.150.132.107

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

play.jailsmc.net

JustBox

PvP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

justbox.minehut.gg

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mines Excavated:	2503
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

play.eleriummc.com

PokeChampions

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

Server Information:

Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

pokechampions.com.br

LifeSteal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

ms.lifestealsmp.com

Craftland

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Towns Built:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Reality Warps Survived:	0
New Chunks Explored:	866220	Mines Excavated:	1000
Enchantments Applied:	87	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

======================= Welcome to Craftland! ======================= If you are from bedrock include the * when voting Bedrock Port: 26561

We have Economy Zone PvP Claims Store Auctions Missions Lottery

play.craftlandmc.net

RamboMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

RamboMC is a Dutch Minecraft server suitable for both Java and Bedrock players!

Our game modes are always available on the latest versions, so you never miss the latest features of Minecraft!

Our history: RamboMC was founded on January 6, 2021 and has been unstoppable since then. In the past 2 years we have continued to develop and have experienced enormous growth. We have welcomed 78,000 unique players to our network and have been #1 in the Dutch top list for a long time.

Of course, you can only really see if RamboMC is for you when you experience it, which can be done via the following information: IP: play.rambomc.nl ON PORT: 19132

play.rambomc.nl