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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2553 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).
But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).
So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!