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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 368 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).
But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).
So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!