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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 6402 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).
But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).
So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!