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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 2235 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).
But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).
So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!