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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 6353 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).
But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).
So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!