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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 3630 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).
But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).
So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!