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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9022 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 54 |
Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).
But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).
So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!