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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 1690 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).
But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).
So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!