Sally’s SMP Adventures: Minecraft SMP Sue

About to, Adventures, Brain, Breakfast, cocaine, Difference, Hunger pain, kills, MAMA, Men, Minecraft, morning, Old, Quick, Running, SALLY, Sallys, sick, smp, SUE, They don’t know., Whores, woke up

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).

Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).

But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).

So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Animals Bred:	181	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Crops Grown:	7550
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	174
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dimension Hops:	7
Void Gems Collected:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mines Excavated:	1016	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	754
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crops Grown:	2484
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1761
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

play.TransMinecraft.gay

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Towns Built:	2	Enchantments Applied:	133
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Items Found:	3705
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

mc.pokemasters.es

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

stonecrest.xyz