Sally’s SMP Adventures: Minecraft SMP Sue

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).

Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).

But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).

So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3675	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	192	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

BendersMC is a Four-Elements Minecraft Survival & Factions server that allows players to wield elemental bending powers and duel each other. Every player gets to have special abilities which makes PVP far more engaging and enjoyable!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mines Excavated:	1714	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

CarbonCraft is a community-driven Enhanced Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a variety of improvements specially tailored to improve your overall Minecraft experience. Our server features: – Economy & Land Claim – Personal Warps & Player Shops – Sethome, TPA, RTP – Jobs – Marriage – Skill Progression – Additional Enchantments – Improved Mining & Revamped Fishing – Free Vote Ranks & Daily Login Bonuses – …and so much more! We have an experienced, mature, and seasoned staff team ready to guide you on your adventure. Our community is active, welcoming, and always looking for new friends. Join us today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	185	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

OreoMC is a Java & Bedrock Survival SMP, Designed from the ground up with custom content in mind. If you are tired of the same old Minecraft server we invite you to check out our server to experience something that you cannot find anywhere else! IP: mcservers.oreo.gg  Bedrock Port: 19132  Version: 1.18 – 1.19.3  Discord: https://discord.gg/bQPaBXymXM

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88r7v7q2NTs&ab_channel=YOMMC DayZ Description: Mode based on DayZ, Unturned, Rust, and Escape from Tarkov. Survive in a dangerous world and make it to evac alive with all your loot. PvP and PvE threats, bosses, and a massive open world.WarZone PvP WarZone PvP is a massive Kit PvP type server with guns and levelsInfernal Realms Infernal Realms is an MMO RPG PvP Adventure server! You pick a class, fight monsters, level up, conquer dungeons and bosses, create and rule towns, command armies, unlock gear, wage war and become King of the realm! The fun never ends on Infernal Realms!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

PlayFusePlayFuse is a server focus on quality. We currently provide Three gamemodes, SkyBlock, our latest gamemode. SMP that we have had for over two years and the newly opened CreativeAll the gamemodes have been well thought out, are balanced and theres a ton of features to play with, such as custom crafting, special textures, new mobs, materials and more!We have a active & friendly community of players, great events, and amazing features, you wont be bored if you play on PlayFuse!IP: ms.PlayFuse.net Website: PlayFuse.org Discord: PlayFuse.org/discord Twitter: Twitter.com/DivineWoodsMC

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Emeralds Found:	9690

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”