Sally’s SMP Adventures: Minecraft SMP Sue

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).

Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).

But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).

So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Crops Grown:	6835	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	6557	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Animals Bred:	153	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	285878
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	1697
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchantments Applied:	213	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Farms Harvested:	675
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7983	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!