Sally’s SMP Adventures: Minecraft SMP Sue

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).

Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).

But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).

So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Wyrmspire

Server IP: 209.192.200.28:25564

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MCUU

Economy

Will you become the richest player on MCUU?

Our more than 8 years of experience as a multigaming platform are available to you as know-how to get involved in a new project.

As an aspiring business server, we offer you the opportunity to start your own financial empire today!

Start with your own property in a city of your choice and look for a job. Are you more of a brutal lumberjack, a dirty miner or an animal-loving farmer? Find out now. There are hardly any limits to individuality with our own plot system, where you can expand your starting plot (which is 31×31 blocks!) upwards and downwards.

Is it too boring for you alone? Team up with friends and save up for a clan plot of over 100×100 blocks and build your own empire. Is that still not enough for you? On our specially created paintball maps you can fight with different people to see who is the best! Whether grenades, shotguns or even orbital strikes – this is where the action begins! Climb the richest player rankings and buy whatever you’ve ever wanted.

In addition to many regular content updates, you can also look forward to various plugins developed specifically for our server!

Currently planned are, among other things, clan systems and your own companies that you can found and keep running together.

So there’s only one question left… When are you finally going to start showing us what you can do? Get started now on MCUU.de

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Infinite minecrafter

Anarchy, Grief Prevention, Pve Survival, PvP Survival, Safe Survival, Survival

Welcome to the Infinite Minecrafter’s Network, where gaming adventures await! Join our vibrant community and embark on an exciting journey alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts.

Immerse yourself in our 24/7 server and unlock a world of limitless possibilities and creativity.

Collaborate with other players on epic builds, engage in thrilling PvP battles, or embark on daring adventures.

Our community extends beyond Minecraft, embracing the joy of exploring other games together.

As the official Discord server of the Infinite Minecrafter’s Network, we provide a safe and inclusive space for players of all ages and backgrounds.

Join us today and experience the excitement of a thriving gaming community. Let the adventures begin!

Interested?

Join our server! Invite: discord.gg/rEydRsYQHX

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Nephthys Network

Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Survival server for Minecraft Java and Bedrock 1.16.x Video: https://youtu.be/gAFXnxTkfu8 Server Features Survival pvp 1vs1 duels Clans Meteorites protection stones Server Exclusive Battle Pass Pets Tombs to recover your things Chat events every 20 min. Create your own warps New enchantments Improved mobs, more difficulty

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SourMC

Skyblock

A Skyblock Server where Community and Community play together to achieve goals such as Island Top or Rank Z. We are aiming at having a friendly server within the community where they don’t try to outbid other members but work as a team and work as a community.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Coldmc

Bed wars

ColdMc is a Cracked Minecraft server! Open to both Regular and Cracked players. Our server’s player base is intermittently growing since it’s first released, users around all over the world playing our amazing gamemodes and enjoying their time here with our beloved community. Can’t wait to play? Join play.pika-network.net now!

We have an amazing Bedwars server,Lifesteal

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We aim for a fun and enjoyable player experience, with lag-free servers.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JoinCraft

Mini Games, Skywars, Survival

JoinCraft is a new server, where at the moment we have a very well developed survival and little by little we will add new and fun modalities where you can have the best moments playing Minecraft. We are working very hard and we will continue doing so to offer you the best quality and Possible gameplay.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CryptLite

MCMMO, PvE

CryptLite is a Roguelike Minehut Server with multiple dungeons, shops, and custom Cooking and Brewing. The Server is run by Picz1 (the Owner), derpy2289 (Developer, Red_Scout (Admin), Nuob (Admin), DacTan (Admin) and ElectroEric (Head-Builder).

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Newage nations

Earth, Eco, Survival, War

NewAge Nations is a mod pack that aims to bring a more warfare setting to the average geopolitical server. Sometimes we get sick of the vanilla gameplay, whether that be Factions or Towny war, we just want to shoot missiles, fly an A10, drive a tank, or form a nation. The geopolitical community needs something a bit more intense, this is the goal of NewAge Nations. We have spent weeks developing and testing publicly available plugins, join us on the official server to help us test features and keep contributing.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SheshGames

Skywars

The Server is currently under development. After finishing there will be more Skywars Maps and there will be more Games like Bedwars or Murder.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Survivalnet

Mini Games, Survival

Join now for [BETA] Rank! This server is a survival server that has a rank system and EVENTS! The events are worth real money and happen almost everyday! Also the Discord bot will tell you when an event is starting too! Have fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Krytonian

Custom Plugins, Economy, Guns, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to Krytonian, a realm of endless possibilities where your dreams take flight! Immerse yourself in the captivating worlds of Skyblock and Survival, where you’ll embark on epic adventures, conquer daunting challenges, and forge unbreakable bonds with fellow adventurers. In Skyblock, let your imagination soar as you build towering islands suspended in the sky. In Survival, test your mettle against the untamed wilderness, where danger lurks at every turn. Our vibrant and welcoming community awaits, ready to share in the excitement and camaraderie. Join us now and become a legend in Krytonian!”

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Live through the hostile regime of North Koreas ruler Kim Jung Un. Struggle through the wrath of the state through this Roleplay server of North Korea. Join a state-approved town, or escape/defect and form your own town in South Korea or Japan.

Plugins installed on server: Towny, ChestShop, Diseases, SmokingPipes, CrackShot, Marriage, AggressiveAnimals, JetPrisonMines

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LETSrampage123

Anarchy, PvP

this is a new Minecraft server that is looking for staff to help make it popular. we will let player apply for staff through a message chat between the owner and the player. HELP needed plz help.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Skolcraft

Dungeons, Misiones, PvP Survival, Skyblock

SchoolCraft [1.20]: We offer a wide variety of game modes including, ★ Survival, Dungeons, Missions, Levels ★ Skyblock ★ MINI GAMES ★. Join today to experience our Minecraft servers, with a friendly and welcoming community for everyone ★ EVENTS ★

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.