Sally’s SMP Adventures: Minecraft SMP Sue

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).

Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).

But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).

So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

JN Network

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

JN Network Minecraft Server. Version 1.8 – 1.19.2 (1.19.2 Recommended) SlimeFun, Survival, Residence, Creative, Minigames Join Now!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

KurzgeCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KurzgeCraft minecraft server friendly community PvE and optional PvP! this server is based around surviving vanilla minecraft but with friends!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Asylum of strange

Towny

Asylum of Strange is a Vanilla Towny Minecraft server. Unlike most Vanilla servers we use several plug-ins to make the server more enjoyable, such as: Custom Resource pack, Custom Craftable Items, Fun Rank tags, Jobs (with economy), Shops, and Special Enchants. There are no Mods that you need to download to play the server, everything is here and ready for you when you load in!We encourage everyone to join our Discord server, and begin making new friends! Chat away!Please keep in mind, that while the server is absolutely playable and enjoyable, we are still in development but is open and ready to make the server the best experience possible. If you have any suggestions of improvements on the server, you can visit the #Suggestions channel in the Discord server! We hope you enjoy your time on the server, and we look forward to meeting you!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ThoraCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

BRAND NEW Survival Multiplayer Server, Small Community and some Nice Plugins. Economy Plugin will be implemented in the future.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SodaSkies

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Have you ever wanted to play on a server on both Bedrock and Java? Perhaps you want to afk on your PC and play on your phone? Maybe your mom often takes your PC but you like Java? If any of these reasons or more apply, DM me to join SodaSkies! All versions welcome.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Bingpopsmp

BUILD, building, Community, PvE, Pve Survival, Skills, smp, Survival, Whitelist

How to join? We operate on a whitelist system for our Minecraft server. This means only players on our list can join. If you’re itching to dive in, first join our discord server! Then apply by typing “/apply application:BingPopSMP Whitelist Application”. Follow the prompts from our @Appy bot, and our dedicated @STAFF team will review your application. Get ready for approval and a ticket to BingPopSMP fun, or, if fate isn’t on your side, a denial (but don’t worry, we’re a friendly bunch – try again!).Can’t wait to see you in-game! 🚀✨

Server Details:Server IP: play.bingpopsmp.comServer Version: 1.20🚦 Server Rules:1.) No griefing or stealing: Respect others’ hard work and creativity. Hands off their builds and possessions!2.) No hacking or cheating: Play fair and square. Exploiting glitches is a no-go, too.3.) No spamming or advertising: Keep the chat clean and focused on our awesome server. Save the ads for another time.4.) No inappropriate structures or content: Let’s keep it family-friendly. No one wants to stumble upon anything uncomfortable.5.) Respect privacy: Everyone’s here to have a good time. Give others the space they need to enjoy the game.6.) No harm without consent: Don’t be that player. Ask before engaging in PvP. Consent is key!7.) No lag-inducing structures: Smooth gameplay for all! Avoid building things that might cause lag or crashes.8.) Have fun and be respectful: We’re all here to enjoy the game. Be kind, be chill, and let’s create a fantastic community together.

Remember, these rules are here to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone. Let’s make the BingPopSMP server an awesome place to hang out! 🌟🎮

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minerva

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Minerva – [24/7 | PÚBLICO] [1.16.X – 1.19.X]

🢂 ========= SEASON 3 | CHRISTMAS ========= 🢀 • PC 🡆 play.MinervaMC.xyz • CEL/XBOX 🡆 bedrock.MinervaMC.xyz | Puerto: 25606 🢂 ========= NEWS ========= 🢀 Dungeons with powerful bosses and OP rewards. Caves with custom structures and mobs. Rank systems with in-game money. Property improvement systems. Banks and bars. Jobs and missions of the player’s choice. Skills available to everyone. Blood, warzone and tomb effects. Double swords and tools.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2880	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EenGameLand MineTopia

Economy

MineTopia server. Looking for active players and staff members. Currently on aternos. Donate money for a better server. Like and subscribe to my YouTube channel EenGameLand.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Piggysmp 2

smp, Towny

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Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
New Chunks Explored:	781663	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CaptiveEX

Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival Games

CaptiveEX | Escape as a survivor | Catch and Freeze Survivors as the Beast! | Buy new hammers to be the best player in town! | CaptiveEX

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magic Items Found:	8307

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Wyrmspire

Server IP: 209.192.200.28:25564

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MCUU

Economy

Will you become the richest player on MCUU?

Our more than 8 years of experience as a multigaming platform are available to you as know-how to get involved in a new project.

As an aspiring business server, we offer you the opportunity to start your own financial empire today!

Start with your own property in a city of your choice and look for a job. Are you more of a brutal lumberjack, a dirty miner or an animal-loving farmer? Find out now. There are hardly any limits to individuality with our own plot system, where you can expand your starting plot (which is 31×31 blocks!) upwards and downwards.

Is it too boring for you alone? Team up with friends and save up for a clan plot of over 100×100 blocks and build your own empire. Is that still not enough for you? On our specially created paintball maps you can fight with different people to see who is the best! Whether grenades, shotguns or even orbital strikes – this is where the action begins! Climb the richest player rankings and buy whatever you’ve ever wanted.

In addition to many regular content updates, you can also look forward to various plugins developed specifically for our server!

Currently planned are, among other things, clan systems and your own companies that you can found and keep running together.

So there’s only one question left… When are you finally going to start showing us what you can do? Get started now on MCUU.de

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Infinite minecrafter

Anarchy, Grief Prevention, Pve Survival, PvP Survival, Safe Survival, Survival

Welcome to the Infinite Minecrafter’s Network, where gaming adventures await! Join our vibrant community and embark on an exciting journey alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts.

Immerse yourself in our 24/7 server and unlock a world of limitless possibilities and creativity.

Collaborate with other players on epic builds, engage in thrilling PvP battles, or embark on daring adventures.

Our community extends beyond Minecraft, embracing the joy of exploring other games together.

As the official Discord server of the Infinite Minecrafter’s Network, we provide a safe and inclusive space for players of all ages and backgrounds.

Join us today and experience the excitement of a thriving gaming community. Let the adventures begin!

Interested?

Join our server! Invite: discord.gg/rEydRsYQHX

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Nephthys Network

Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Survival server for Minecraft Java and Bedrock 1.16.x Video: https://youtu.be/gAFXnxTkfu8 Server Features Survival pvp 1vs1 duels Clans Meteorites protection stones Server Exclusive Battle Pass Pets Tombs to recover your things Chat events every 20 min. Create your own warps New enchantments Improved mobs, more difficulty

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SourMC

Skyblock

A Skyblock Server where Community and Community play together to achieve goals such as Island Top or Rank Z. We are aiming at having a friendly server within the community where they don’t try to outbid other members but work as a team and work as a community.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.