Sally’s SMP Adventures: Minecraft SMP Sue

About to, Adventures, Brain, Breakfast, cocaine, Difference, Hunger pain, kills, MAMA, Men, Minecraft, morning, Old, Quick, Running, SALLY, Sallys, sick, smp, SUE, They don’t know., Whores, woke up

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).

Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).

But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).

So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	257
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PremiumMC.Net

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Name: PremiumMC Server IP: PremiumMC.Net Version: 1.16.5 Discord Link: https://discord.com/invite/4U837tqs2u

Who Are We?We are PremiumMC! Our server brings alot to the table. We offer Towny with many different plugins to make it a unique experience for everyone! Make new friends here in our server, all of our members are friendly and love to meet new people. Lots to explore with over 220 new custom enchantments that bring in a whole different type of pvping. Get Legendary Loot from beating our custom dungeons with custom Bosses. Be inspired by our community builds and take part yourself and meet new friends on the way. Our community is friendly and welcoming to all new players who wish to join PremiumMC!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AlgidPrisons

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

AlgidPrisons is a new upcoming Prison server, it stated on the 05/06/2020. We hope to be one of the most active Prison servers out there and we will keep on improving until we reach our goal! We got a casino, lots of mines and vote crates!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BreadixWorld – Arcade: TnTRun, BlockParty server Minecraft

Anarchy, Clans, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Grief, Large Online, Private, PvP, Survival, Weddings

BreadixWorld is one of the largest mini-game projects in Minecraft: PE

You can log in from versions 1.1.0 – 1.1.5 or from our launcher on Android.

You can download the game on our website https://breadix.net/download

• On our server you will find mini-games such as:

1. BedWars with modes: 4v4 and 1v8 (we expect other modes in the next updates)

2. SkyWars with Solo and Teams modes (we expect Ranked in the next updates)

3. Duels, where you can fight against one player in modes such as:

– NoDebuff, FireballFight, Sumo, TheBridge, MLGRush, Boxing, BuildUHC, GApple, Fist, Combo, Soup.

In addition, we have FFA (Free For All, i.e. a general fight “all against all”) with modes:

– GApple, NoDebuff, Sumo, Build, NoDebuffLowKB, GappleUHC, Fist, Boxing, Combo, Resistance, Soup.

Each mode in Duels has unique game mechanics and PVP systems, which will allow you to warm up before the game, or master PVP skills to perfection!

4. Survival is the very mode where you can do anything: build a house and find friends, organize a clan battle, grief other players, buy creativity and engage in creativity. Everything that is available to you here depends only on your imagination!

5. STALKER – a mode recreated based on that legendary game, where you can plunge into the world of the post-apocalyptic zone of Chernobyl and go through many interesting quests, defending yourself from mutants, various anomalies and emissions!

6. Arcades – arcade mode, which currently includes TnTRun and BlockParty!

• When creating our mini-games, we tried to convey the style and atmosphere of the modes from the Hypixel server!

Especially for our players, we have developed a launcher that offers many different goodies in the game:

• Rapid Sensitivity – new sensitivity in the game. Off by default, this doesn’t look like any version. For some, this may be a panacea in PvP.

If you feel discomfort at first, you need to get used to it: check different values, and find a middle ground.

• Toggle Sprinting: The auto sprint feature allows you to run automatically without having to press additional buttons.

• DPI (Change the size of the circle): Ability to adjust the size of the circle. It is important that after customizing it, you should re-enter the game (just minimize and re-open Minecraft).

• Fog Customizer: Change the color of the sky to your liking to create a unique atmosphere.

• Touch Click (Accelerated Use of Items): Throw enderpearls, snowballs and potions even faster with this feature!

• Stretch Screen: Ability to adjust the screen size to suit your preferences while gaming.

• Dynamic Fov: You can now turn the dynamic field of view on and off (for example, when running and under speed/slow potions, your screen’s field of view will not change).

• No Hurt Cam: This feature allows you to turn off shaking when taking damage, keeping your view stable.

• Hit Distance Display: Displays the range of your hits.

• CPS (Clicks Display): Monitor the number of your clicks in real time.

• Ping Display: Information about your ping, which helps you evaluate the stability of your connection.

• No Buttons: Visually removes the display of movement and chat buttons.

• No Particles (Removes the display of particles): If particles bother you when playing, then this function is especially for you

It is important to note that the client provides the ability to move indicators: CPS, Ping Display, Hit Distance Display

Just open the client menu, hold down the indicator you need and move it around the screen!

The launcher is only available for Android devices. Just download it from our website: https://breadix.net/download/android

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Survena towny

Towny, Townywars

Survena network is a server serving with Towny server. It contains special items and more. It is on its way to becoming the best with its talents, bartender and many other features.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HityCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I am going to create a Minecraft survival server with a lot of people. Everyone will live in a base where their home and buildings will be. There will also be clans that would be like bases but shared with several people (5 or 6 people). If you are interested in entering, the IP is: HityCraft_Oficial.aternos.me But you still won’t be able to until the 9th, Tuesday. Rules: It is not allowed to spam (advertise anything) without authorization from the administration. Use correct and polite language, respect others and avoid insults, offenses and disrespect. Avoid writing in capital letters (screaming) and flooding the chat. Try to say everything necessary in a single sentence and do not send repetitive messages. PVP (player-to-player damage) is not allowed without consent. Stealing, entering other people’s houses or collecting gardens that are not yours is prohibited. It is prohibited to use mods that alter the natural state of the game in any way, even at the client level. The only mods allowed are: Mods that add a map or compass. Mods that add chat functionalities. Mods that visually improve the game (texture packs, shaders, etc.) Mods that improve game performance (Optifine). If you are interested in entering, give me your Minecraft ID so you can enter on Tuesday. Thank you.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Nightpixel

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Very good guys, on this server we have a friendly staff that collaborates with users, we have daily rewards, Missions to do, events on safari from time to time, teams, gyms, exclusive pokemon textures, jobs, voteparty and Events. We also have the GTS and many utilities, apart from range safaris and many improvements in the store.

Also in our discord you have support from the owner who is connected 24/7 and will always help you when he can.

Discord: https://discord.gg/5aY5N47

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BloodMine #5 | CLAN WAR | MINING server Minecraft

Lucky blocks, Parkour

You just need to visit the server, get used to it a little and almost immediately you will like something. The average online on all servers reaches 400 players, while being stable and without lags. There are a lot of categories and themes of the game. There are no restrictions on the level of development, skills and experience gained, or any other parameters! Everyone who wants to become one of the participants in the most long-awaited server achieves new goals and meets new players.

It is on the BloodMine servers that you will find many features and unique opportunities such as unique crafts and world generation, top clans and players, Bank, Casino, Magic items, Bosses, Statistics, vampirism, Lucky blocks, Cases, parkour, cigarettes, multi-level quests and much more much more!With us you can play tic-tac-toe, king of the hill, go through parkour and a labyrinth, rob a bank, create your own event, sit on the steps, sell things to a buyer and much more.

Address: bmpe.pwPort: 19132 [0.16.X]19133, 19134 [1.0.5 – 1.0.9]19135, 19136, 19137, 19138 [1.1.X]19139 [1.2.X]

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Gzuz nation

Antigrief, Kits, Modded, Player Shops

hello all this is a w.i.p infinity evolved reloaded server we got crates.wip kits.wip a shop.wip a voting system n grief defender cx for now our discord is https://discord.gg/uYFBpX6F please join so i know to add u to the world if u plan on joining be aware we have a few other mods to improve the production of items n things to do in the future i plan on paying attention just alot going on atm

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Speddle

PvP, Roleplay, Towny

An awesome zombie killing RPG, kill zombies, sell the flesh, get weapons! The server is currently in beta so play testers are needed, and if you want mod, play testing gives you a good chance.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NoobCraft Network

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Enter right now and have fun with the different modalities.

Enjoy your stay on the server and join the community!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

🌴1.2O🌴Economy💀Skills🔥Runes💀Boosting Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Herobrine, Large Online, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla

A very convenient server for relaxed gameplay and communication.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Shieldcraftmc

Pve Survival

Welcome to ShieldCraftMC, a small and friendly Minecraft community focused on providing a vanilla+ SMP experience! Our community is built on trust and respect, and we have a zero-tolerance policy for griefing, stealing, or any other type of malicious behavior. We have a custom set of plugins that enhance the vanilla gameplay experience without straying too far from the core mechanics of the game. Our staff team is active and dedicated to ensuring that everyone has a fun and fair experience on our server. We have a variety of features and activities to keep players engaged, including regular events, community builds, and player-run shops. Our server is constantly evolving based on feedback from our players. We value your input and strive to make ShieldCraftMC the best it can be.

Join our Discord server to stay up-to-date on server news, connect with other players, and get help from our staff team: https://discord.gg/EfyDpYVUQN. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, we invite you to join us and explore our vast open world, build amazing creations, and make new friends along the way.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	246	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BareBonesMC (Hermitcraft like server)

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A non p2w survival server that is nearly 100 percent vanilla. Here at barebonesmc we feature a diamond based economy with player trading shops and land claiming. No gimmicks, just fun!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Gamers Nest

Skyblock

Gamersnest is a minecraft community, that is meant for players to have fun, not spend hours grinding/placing emerald blocks. Have you ever wanted a server, where resets don’t happen for long period of time? Where you and your friends can have fun, and not compete for some virtual number, that means nothing? If so, gamersnest is for you.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

🔥 Flea Empire 🔥Grif 👉/AH /Clan /warp /pvp /free Minecraft server

Bed wars

The majestic Empire of Fleas, Where every flea seeks its role. Small creatures, but a great thing – They hold the whole world in their paws. In the Flea Empire, the leader commands, He is a fair and wise ruler. He makes sure that every flea lives happily in its role. There are fleas that become doctors and treat itching and itching in other fleas. The Flea Empire is a place of creativity, Where every flea can open up. So let the Flea Empire prosper, And each flea finds its role. Let the greatness of their small world inspire and delight us.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.