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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 8284 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Crops Grown: | 4796 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to embark on epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick, or participating in our annual sheep shearing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted shears!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and make the best purchase of your first salary by investing in a lifetime of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity!