Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the real world? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks of gold! Our server is so safe, even creepers wear helmets. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a cuddly pet that loves belly rubs. So put down that STEMshit degree and pick up your pickaxe, because the safest job in the world is waiting for you in our Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 14 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 449 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
Villages Defended: 12 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Magic Items Found: 7053 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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