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CraftyGhanaianWarriors

Africa, African diaspora, appeal for help, Conflict, conflict zone, CraftyGhanaianWarriors, crisis situation, eastern europe, Fighting, foreign fighters, Ghanaian men, humanitarian crisis, International, lured, occupied Ukraine, plea for assistance, russia, soldiers, support needed, Ukraine, War

come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Eternity SMP

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla SMP Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Towny PvP Roleplay Parkour Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Survival Games HCF KitPvP Hardcore Modded Adventure Build Battle

Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Astrify SMP

Astrify SMP, Cross-Play, Features, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Mods, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Ores Mined:	8527	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Emeralds Found:	619	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

Campaign, community engagement, creativity, Dedication, determination, digital strategy, Feature, forum, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, online activism, persistence, Petition, petitioned, product development, Server, social media, success, Thread, user experience, user feedback, viral marketing

Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

alcohol, cathartic release, coping mechanism, Country, cry, cry session, emotional detox, Emotional healing, emotional release, emotional release benefits, emotional release exercises, emotional release process, emotional release techniques, emotional release therapy, emotional well being, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self soothing, self-care, Session, smp, stress relief, Vulnerability, weekend therapy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	9072	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PixelPretties

accessories, attractiveness, aura, beauty, Body language, Charm, clothing, Confidence, EYES, facial features, first impression, hair, Observation, Personality, physical appearance, PixelPretties, Posture, PRESENCE, Smile, Style, WOMAN

What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5144	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

aid, aid delivery, aid truck, Attack, Attempt, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense forces, gaza, Gaza terrorists, Humanitarian Aid, idf, intervention, Israel, Loot, Lootcraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, Terrorism, thwart, violence

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Farms Harvested:	183
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchantments Applied:	229

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

Crafty, Minds.., Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Crops Grown:	8365	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

bad encounters, BLEW, Closure, CreeperAvoider, difficult people, emotional baggage, forgiveness, Healing Process, hindsight, House, lessons learned, letting go, life lessons, moving on, negative experiences, past mistakes, personal growth, regret, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, toxic relationships, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

ammunition, arms depot, Attack, BlazeCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, Destruction, emergency response, explosion, Fire, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, northwestern Russia, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian drone strike, War, weapons

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyWelcomeCulture

asylum seekers, CraftyWelcomeCulture, discrimination, Diversity, european union, extremism, far-right parties, germany, immigration, integration, migrants, Multiculturalism, nationalism, Political Climate, political parties, Refugees, Rise, Social Cohesion, social tensions, welcome culture, Xenophobia

so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Holy Coconut

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Exploration, FANTASY, German, Lovely, Mini Games, multiplayer, New server, REST, role playing, Roleplay, Sandbox, smp, Social, Survival, teamwork, world

We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	3773	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3