SadLoanMommaCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Touch Grass Minecraft SMP

agoraphobia, anxiety, depression, Exercise, fear, fresh air, go out, GRASS, Help, ISOLATION, leave house, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, outside, seek help, self-care, smp, social anxiety, Sunlight, Support, Therapy, Touch, touch grass

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the most hardcore gamers will be forced to “touch grass” and leave their virtual worlds behind! Our server is so immersive that players have reported feeling physically unable to leave their houses in real life. Join us for a chance to break free from the virtual chains that bind you and experience the great outdoors once again!

But beware, there are rumors of a mysterious force within the server that compels players to stay inside their virtual homes. Some say it’s the work of a mischievous hacker, while others believe it’s a curse placed upon the server by a vengeful witch. Will you be able to resist the urge to stay indoors and venture out into the unknown?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is always greener on the other side…literally! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind this strange phenomenon and become a hero in the process. Just remember to bring your sunscreen and bug spray, because you never know what dangers lurk beyond your doorstep in this wild and wacky world!

ETERNITY | SURVIVAL | 1.16 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.16, 1.21, Advanced protection, battle pass, Clan Alliances, Clan Wars, Clans, classic, Competitions, daily challenges, Donations, Duels, Economy, Eternity, Events, exclusive plugins, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, frequent events, Lands, Monthly challenges, Mystical chests, No Mini-Games, Pirate, powerful hardware, Prison, Private, Professional moderation, PvE, pvp arena, Quests, Russian, season pass, Survival, Unique enchantment books, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Villages Defended:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23

✨ETERNITY – Plunge into an incomparable world where creativity meets adventure!✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

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Zany Zen Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, En-Nah, FREEZZZASSEMBLE, Hoshimi Miyabi, HSAHLWFEFE, Minecraft, MIYABIRELEASE, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, Special Visitor, Upcoming Events, useful links, Windchaser Harumasa, zany, zen, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, ZZZFMHARUMASA

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a storm of falling stars – unpredictable and full of surprises!

Join us for the special program “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can battle it out with Bangboo and Ethereal in an epic showdown. And don’t miss out on the Data Bounty: Combat Simulation where you can test your skills against the toughest enemies.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special visitor coming to town, Windchaser Harumasa, who will blow you away with his skills. And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI to unlock exclusive rewards.

So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary creature “En-Nah” or witness the epic showdown between Bangboo and Ethereal. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /msdg/ – Manly Stable Dudes Gaming

AI boorus, amd, catbox, controlnet, CPU, cuntboys, Dudes, Extras, futa, Gaming, guides, Learn to inpaint, LOCAL SETUP, LoRAs, Male only, Male Stable Diffusion General, manly, Minecraft, models, msdg, No females, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, Prompt, Real artist tags, Resources, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion installation guide, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, Trans

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6491	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server out there! This server is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, this is a no girls allowed zone. We don’t want any cuntboys, futas, or trans players here, just manly men building and crafting their way to victory.

But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to thrive in this wild world of blocks and mobs. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re looking to optimize your Stable Diffusion experience, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users.

But the real fun starts when you join our server. We have insane stories of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unbelievable builds. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you in this wacky world.

So come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just remember, no girls allowed – unless they can prove they’re as manly as the rest of us!

Blocky Babe Minecraft Server

babe, blocky, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as your crush on that one villager? Look no further, because our server is like finding your dream Minecraft girlfriend!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, creeper karaoke nights, and epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen who just can’t handle your awesomeness.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll be saying “This is my type of woman” every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

Flaggy Minecraft SMP

2025, Flaggy, Flags, long tail tags, Minecraft, pw, smp

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a prophecy that by 2025, every player will have their own personalized flag to represent their kingdom! That’s right, forget about building boring old houses, now you can stake your claim and show off your dominance with your very own flag waving proudly in the wind.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and jump boost for 24 hours. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find this hidden treasure and harness its power.

Join us on /pw/ and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure of all time. Who knows what other crazy surprises and challenges await you in this wild and wacky world!

Subs Gone Wild Minecraft Server

Anime, anime fans, copyright infringement, Digital Media, fan culture, Fan Made, fan subs, illegal, internet culture, japanese animation, Minecraft, Niche, online distribution, Otaku, Piracy, Server, streaming, subbing community, subbing groups, SUBS, Subtitles, translation, Underground, Wild

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime crossover episode! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant mecha robot appears out of nowhere and starts battling a horde of creepers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a magical girl swoops in on a flying unicorn to save the day!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most epic fan subs in all of Minecraft. Forget about boring old subtitles, we’ve got hilarious translations that will have you laughing out loud. Who needs to understand what’s going on when you can have a good time instead, am I right?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where you can build your own anime-inspired world, battle crazy monsters, and laugh your butt off at the same time? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate anime adventure in Minecraft!

SMP Minecraft Sprinter Showdown!

100m race, athletic ability, athletic competition, athletic performance, elite speed, fastest man, Minecraft, NFL athlete, professional sprinter, showdown, smp, speed comparison, speed test, sports challenge, sports debate, sprinter, sprinting, sprinting competition, sprinting event, track and field, track star, tyreek hill, world record holder

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	414	Runes Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate race between Tyreek Hill and a professional sprinter! Rumor has it that Tyreek Hill can run the 40m in a blazing 4.29 seconds, but can he keep up with a seasoned track star in the 100m? Only on our server will you find out the answer to this burning question. Plus, we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and secret underground lairs to explore. So come join us and see if Tyreek Hill can outrun the competition in the most epic race of all time!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

928835511, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous tip, BLOCK, Book, Code, crime, detective, encrypted, Enigma, Fiction, hidden identity, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, no, novel, Party, puzzle, secret, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unknown author

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves just by staring them down. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to witness his epic feats of block-building mastery!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally! Just make sure to bring some fire-resistant armor and a bucket of water to cool off afterwards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Happy mining, crafting, and surviving, players!

Normie Enthusiasm Minecraft SMP Exuberance

anticipation, celebration, countdown, Cycle, Enthusiasm, EXCITEMENT, exuberance, Festive, fireworks, Fun, Gathering, Happiness, holiday, joy, Minecraft, new year’s eve, Normie, Optimistic, Party, smp, socializing, tradition

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Votes:	4531
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	814689

Are you tired of boring, normie-filled Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the enthusiasm and exuberance never stop, even on New Year’s Eve? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust me). Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a zombie villager or racing llamas through a maze of lava pits. The possibilities are endless on our SMP!

Shit Marathon Minecraft Server

Anime, character genius, death note, Europioid, games, hostility, japanese anime, Japanese characters, Japanese culture, japanese games, Japanese influence, Japanese media, Japanese stereotypes, Japanese voices, japanism, Marathon, Minecraft, pathos, PCs, plot twists, Russian language, Server, Shit

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find a single trace of “Japanism”! That’s right, we’ve banned all things Japanese from our server because we know how much you hate it. No annoying pathos, no cringy Japanese girl voices, and definitely no plot twists for the sake of character genius.

We’ve even gone as far as to ban the Russian language because, let’s be honest, who needs it? And don’t even get us started on those stretched out characters – we keep it real on our server.

So if you’re tired of all the Japanese influence in the gaming world, come join us where we promise a Japanese-free experience. Plus, we have flying little shits with burning mittens from MGS – what more could you ask for? Join now and let’s demolish some blocks together!

Is This Unadaptable To Film? Minecraft SMP

adapting books to film, adapting plays to film, film, film adaptation, film adaptation challenges, film adaptation considerations, film adaptation difficulties, film adaptation discussion, film adaptation limitations, film adaptation problems, film adaptation process, film adaptation techniques, film analysis, film criticism, film industry, film production, film theory, Minecraft, movie adaptation, screenwriting, smp, storytelling, unadaptable

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie waiting to happen! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning reality. From battling giant chickens to uncovering secret treasure troves hidden deep underground, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that’s so entertaining, Hollywood will be knocking on our virtual doors in no time!

Top & Bottom Minecraft Server

Bottom, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Conversation, DOMINANCE, dynamics, Exploration, Interaction, irys, Minecraft, perspective, perspective shift, relationships, Respect, response, role reversal, Roleplay, Server, Submission, Top, Understanding

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	5689
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5915

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who has the most diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, things get spicy! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and scandalous gossip like “IRyS is bottom and I am top.” Who will come out on top in this wild world of Minecraft drama? Join now to find out and be a part of the chaos!

My Best Friends GF Minecraft SMP

best friends, boyfriend’s girlfriend, close bond, Companionship, Friends, friendship, genuine connection, Girlfriend, inseparable, intimate relationship, lifelong friendship, love, loyalty, Minecraft, partner’s partner, relationships, Significant Other, smp, soulmate, special connection, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	726147
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including running into your best friend’s girlfriend in the virtual world!

That’s right, on this server, you never know who you might come across. Maybe you’ll stumble upon your best friend’s girlfriend building a giant statue of him out of diamonds, or perhaps you’ll catch her trying to steal all the carrots from your farm. The drama is endless and the laughs are non-stop!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, adventures, and shenanigans. Who knows, you might just end up becoming best friends with your best friend’s girlfriend!

What is the IP for Azrilich Minecraft Server?

Azrilich, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	120
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Azrilich is a talented and innovative musician known for his unique blend of electronic and experimental music. With a background in classical training, he brings a fresh perspective to his compositions, incorporating intricate soundscapes and emotive melodies. His music transcends genres, captivating audiences with its ethereal quality and complex layers. Azrilich continues to push boundaries and expand his musical horizons, creating a sonic world all his own.

Players:	105/100	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Farms Harvested:	376	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Dragon Eggs Found:	6661
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19