SadLoanMommaCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your husband’s family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and free labor (just kidding, we don’t condone that).

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a soap opera. From parents selling cars to siblings owing money, we’ve got it all. And if you’re lucky, you might even get a surprise inheritance from a long-lost relative (in-game, of course).

Join now and experience the thrill of asking for loans from virtual family members. Will they gift you the money or call you entitled? The drama never ends on our Minecraft server.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a telenovela, come join us. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos in Minecraft?

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds to A Very Sonic Christmas. But that’s not all, we’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic the Hedgehog 3 and a Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Our milestone pastebin will guide you through all the epic moments in Sonic history, while our Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet will have you playing the best Sonic games out there. And don’t forget to check out our Pixel World where you can build your own Sonic-themed creations!

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride through the world of Sonic and experience the chaos and adventure like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Sonic himself while exploring our server! So grab your rings and dash on over to The Sonic the Hedgehog General – where the fun never stops!

Fantasy IX Minecraft Server

better than, Characters, classic, comparison, debate, fan favorite, FANTASY, Final Fantasy IX, final fantasy vii, gameplay, Gaming Community, graphics, iconic, literally vivi, Minecraft, Nostalgia, opinion, reasons, RPG, Server, Storyline, video games

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than Final Fantasy IX and VII combined? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Vivi from Final Fantasy IX as our official mascot! That’s right, you can build alongside the cutest black mage in all of gaming history.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who defeated the dragon using only a wooden sword and a potato. True story.

Join us on this server and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most hilarious community you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. And remember, Vivi is watching over us all, casting spells of awesomeness wherever he goes.

Switch Minecraft SMP AMD to NVIDIA

#youtube, 5700XT, amd, amd radeon, Browsers, CPU, Distros, Graphics Card, Hardware, Help, linux, Minecraft, NixOS, nvidia, NVIDIA GeForce, smp, Switch, Technology, Troubleshooting, vaapi flags, video decoding, video playback

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Potions Brewed:	61
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of your AMD graphics card crying every time you try to watch a YouTube video on Linux? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have NVIDIA graphics cards that can handle video decoding like a champ! Join us and say goodbye to your CPU doing all the work while your GPU sits there sobbing. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare ores and diamonds – shh, don’t tell anyone! So come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Political Jester Minecraft Server

2022, accusations, Airport, Biden administration, comedy, controversial figure, Government, Jester, last 10 years, luggage theft, Minecraft, minor characters, nuclear engineering, Political, political humor, political jester, Political satire, political scandal, public figure, Sam Britton, scandalous behavior, Server, top position, tranny freak

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sam Britton’s luggage-stealing escapades? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Sam Britton himself would feel right at home. Join us for some nuclear engineering fun and political shenanigans that will have you laughing harder than a clown at a funeral. Who needs boring old politics when you can join our server and be part of the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

Touch Grass Minecraft SMP

agoraphobia, anxiety, depression, Exercise, fear, fresh air, go out, GRASS, Help, ISOLATION, leave house, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, outside, seek help, self-care, smp, social anxiety, Sunlight, Support, Therapy, Touch, touch grass

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the most hardcore gamers will be forced to “touch grass” and leave their virtual worlds behind! Our server is so immersive that players have reported feeling physically unable to leave their houses in real life. Join us for a chance to break free from the virtual chains that bind you and experience the great outdoors once again!

But beware, there are rumors of a mysterious force within the server that compels players to stay inside their virtual homes. Some say it’s the work of a mischievous hacker, while others believe it’s a curse placed upon the server by a vengeful witch. Will you be able to resist the urge to stay indoors and venture out into the unknown?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is always greener on the other side…literally! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind this strange phenomenon and become a hero in the process. Just remember to bring your sunscreen and bug spray, because you never know what dangers lurk beyond your doorstep in this wild and wacky world!

ETERNITY | SURVIVAL | 1.16 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.16, 1.21, Advanced protection, battle pass, Clan Alliances, Clan Wars, Clans, classic, Competitions, daily challenges, Donations, Duels, Economy, Eternity, Events, exclusive plugins, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, frequent events, Lands, Monthly challenges, Mystical chests, No Mini-Games, Pirate, powerful hardware, Prison, Private, Professional moderation, PvE, pvp arena, Quests, Russian, season pass, Survival, Unique enchantment books, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

✨ETERNITY – Plunge into an incomparable world where creativity meets adventure!✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

ETTY.FUN

Zany Zen Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1716
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a storm of falling stars – unpredictable and full of surprises!

Join us for the special program “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can battle it out with Bangboo and Ethereal in an epic showdown. And don’t miss out on the Data Bounty: Combat Simulation where you can test your skills against the toughest enemies.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special visitor coming to town, Windchaser Harumasa, who will blow you away with his skills. And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI to unlock exclusive rewards.

So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary creature “En-Nah” or witness the epic showdown between Bangboo and Ethereal. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /msdg/ – Manly Stable Dudes Gaming

AI boorus, amd, catbox, controlnet, CPU, cuntboys, Dudes, Extras, futa, Gaming, guides, Learn to inpaint, LOCAL SETUP, LoRAs, Male only, Male Stable Diffusion General, manly, Minecraft, models, msdg, No females, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, Prompt, Real artist tags, Resources, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion installation guide, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, Trans

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Star Shards Collected:	240
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server out there! This server is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, this is a no girls allowed zone. We don’t want any cuntboys, futas, or trans players here, just manly men building and crafting their way to victory.

But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to thrive in this wild world of blocks and mobs. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re looking to optimize your Stable Diffusion experience, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users.

But the real fun starts when you join our server. We have insane stories of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unbelievable builds. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you in this wacky world.

So come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just remember, no girls allowed – unless they can prove they’re as manly as the rest of us!

Blocky Babe Minecraft Server

babe, blocky, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4508	Dragon Eggs Found:	3673
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as your crush on that one villager? Look no further, because our server is like finding your dream Minecraft girlfriend!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, creeper karaoke nights, and epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen who just can’t handle your awesomeness.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll be saying “This is my type of woman” every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

Flaggy Minecraft SMP

2025, Flaggy, Flags, long tail tags, Minecraft, pw, smp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a prophecy that by 2025, every player will have their own personalized flag to represent their kingdom! That’s right, forget about building boring old houses, now you can stake your claim and show off your dominance with your very own flag waving proudly in the wind.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and jump boost for 24 hours. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find this hidden treasure and harness its power.

Join us on /pw/ and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure of all time. Who knows what other crazy surprises and challenges await you in this wild and wacky world!

Subs Gone Wild Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	4755	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime crossover episode! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant mecha robot appears out of nowhere and starts battling a horde of creepers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a magical girl swoops in on a flying unicorn to save the day!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most epic fan subs in all of Minecraft. Forget about boring old subtitles, we’ve got hilarious translations that will have you laughing out loud. Who needs to understand what’s going on when you can have a good time instead, am I right?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where you can build your own anime-inspired world, battle crazy monsters, and laugh your butt off at the same time? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate anime adventure in Minecraft!

SMP Minecraft Sprinter Showdown!

100m race, athletic ability, athletic competition, athletic performance, elite speed, fastest man, Minecraft, NFL athlete, professional sprinter, showdown, smp, speed comparison, speed test, sports challenge, sports debate, sprinter, sprinting, sprinting competition, sprinting event, track and field, track star, tyreek hill, world record holder

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate race between Tyreek Hill and a professional sprinter! Rumor has it that Tyreek Hill can run the 40m in a blazing 4.29 seconds, but can he keep up with a seasoned track star in the 100m? Only on our server will you find out the answer to this burning question. Plus, we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and secret underground lairs to explore. So come join us and see if Tyreek Hill can outrun the competition in the most epic race of all time!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves just by staring them down. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to witness his epic feats of block-building mastery!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally! Just make sure to bring some fire-resistant armor and a bucket of water to cool off afterwards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Happy mining, crafting, and surviving, players!

Normie Enthusiasm Minecraft SMP Exuberance

anticipation, celebration, countdown, Cycle, Enthusiasm, EXCITEMENT, exuberance, Festive, fireworks, Fun, Gathering, Happiness, holiday, joy, Minecraft, new year’s eve, Normie, Optimistic, Party, smp, socializing, tradition

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Dragons Tamed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring, normie-filled Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the enthusiasm and exuberance never stop, even on New Year’s Eve? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust me). Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a zombie villager or racing llamas through a maze of lava pits. The possibilities are endless on our SMP!

Shit Marathon Minecraft Server

Anime, character genius, death note, Europioid, games, hostility, japanese anime, Japanese characters, Japanese culture, japanese games, Japanese influence, Japanese media, Japanese stereotypes, Japanese voices, japanism, Marathon, Minecraft, pathos, PCs, plot twists, Russian language, Server, Shit

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	75	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Animals Bred:	71

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find a single trace of “Japanism”! That’s right, we’ve banned all things Japanese from our server because we know how much you hate it. No annoying pathos, no cringy Japanese girl voices, and definitely no plot twists for the sake of character genius.

We’ve even gone as far as to ban the Russian language because, let’s be honest, who needs it? And don’t even get us started on those stretched out characters – we keep it real on our server.

So if you’re tired of all the Japanese influence in the gaming world, come join us where we promise a Japanese-free experience. Plus, we have flying little shits with burning mittens from MGS – what more could you ask for? Join now and let’s demolish some blocks together!