Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Rule and Spelling Skills Drool!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Badlands Goblins
Server IP	play.badlandsgoblins.com
Server Type	PvP, Survival

About the Server:

Welcome to Badlands Goblins, where chaos reigns and goblins rule. Join Krenko in his quest for power and glory as you navigate through a world filled with danger and adventure. Worship the god of chaos and rise to greatness as you conquer your enemies.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, anyone can join the server by using the provided IP address.
What type of gameplay is available?	The server offers PvP and Survival gameplay.
Are there any rules to follow?	Players are expected to follow the rules set by Krenko, including killing those who disrespect goblins and following the wishes of the god of chaos.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, players can join the Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2977
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Secret Passages Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

anti-money laundering, banking industry, Canada, CartelCraft, compliance, criminal activity, drug cartels, enforcement actions, financial crimes, financial institutions, financial regulations, illicit funds, law enforcement, legal consequences, Minecraft, money laundering, Monitoring, penalties, regulatory compliance, regulatory violations, Server, TD Bank, US officials

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2115	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyBlockHQ

Conflict, controversy, CraftyBlockHQ, Development, displacement, expropriated, Government, headquarters, housing units, Humanitarian Aid, international law, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, palestinian refugees, Political unrest, Property, real estate, seized, united nations, UNRWA

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to build your own crib in the heart of Jerusalem? Well, now’s your chance on this epic Minecraft server! We’re seizing the UNRWA headquarters and turning it into 1,440 lit housing units for you to flex on all your friends. Imagine living in a building that used to be all official and stuff, now it’s your own personal playground. Join now and let’s turn this place into the ultimate gamer paradise! Let’s get building, fam!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Towns Built:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Chill Chorinho Minecraft Server

acoustic music, Bossa Nova, Brazilian culture, brazilian music, Brazilian rhythm, Chill, Chorinho, cultural heritage, dance music, Forró, instrumental music, latin music, live performance, Minecraft, music genre, music history, music scene, music style, music tradition, music video, SAMBA, Server, traditional music

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic dance parties where we groove to K.k samba, bossa, and chorinho music all night long. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about K.k forró – it’s the main event of our weekly dance-offs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can find rare loot and dance battles with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to dance your way to victory in the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minecraft SMP: /Owl/ House General #569

#Boscha, #TheMysteryShack, #youtube, Amazon, Dana Terrace, Disney, disney channel, general, highlights, Hot Topic, House, Hunter’s Palisman, instagram, interview, Lilith’s letter, Luz’s diary, Mega, merch, Minecraft, observations, OWL, Q&A, shorts, smp, Soundtrack Playlist, The Owl House, tohg, tumblr, twitter, VA

Welcome to our totally not suspicious Minecraft SMP, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Boscha and her fabulous highlights! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, Luz’s diary holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in the world. And don’t even get me started on Lilith’s letter – rumor has it, it contains the secret to unlimited diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Hunter’s Palisman observations will guide you through the mystical world of our SMP, where Disney Channel links will teleport you to a land of enchantment. And if that’s not enough, Dana’s Twitter is a portal to a dimension of endless possibilities.

Join now and witness the epic showdown between the forces of good and evil, all while rocking some exclusive TOH merch from Hot Topic. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join our SMP today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NoVacayForHubby123

albania, bills, Business, child, cleaning, Clients, Cooking, family, greece, husband, Iceland, mexico, night waking, NoVacayForHubby123, nursing, sacrifice, selfish, separate finances, spain, travel, vacation, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of vacations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from reality, just like those trips to Greece, Iceland, and Albania that your husband keeps taking without you knowing.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring new worlds, just like how your husband explores new countries without a care in the world. Build your own empire and rule over it like a king, just like how your husband thinks he deserves a vacation every 2 years with his friend.

Don’t worry about splitting bills evenly here, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds and gold. And if your husband tries to sneak off on another trip, we’ll make sure to ban him for being too selfish.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only drama you’ll find is in the chat box. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2468	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1803	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NoVoteNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Civic Duty, civic engagement, democratic process, disenfranchisement, election participation, lack of trust in government, Minecraft, non-voters, NoVoteNoDiamonds, political activism, political apathy, political awareness, political disillusionment, smp, voter education, voter empowerment, voter registration, voter suppression, voter turnout, voting behavior, voting eligibility, voting rights, voting rights advocacy

Listen, if you’re not joining our Minecraft SMP, you might as well be one of those Americans who don’t vote. And we all know what happens to them… they get banished to the Nether! Trust me, you don’t want to end up in a fiery pit surrounded by ghasts and piglins. So join our SMP and vote for a world filled with endless fun, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few diamond blocks along the way. Don’t be a non-voter, be a Minecraft champion!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KinkCraft: What’s Yours?

BDSM, biggest kink, bondage, dirty talk, Domination, exhibitionism, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, foot fetish, KinkCraft, latex fetish, leather fetish, Masochism, power play, role-play, sadism, spanking, Submission, taboo, voyeurism, whats

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! We have a special “kink” feature where players can customize their characters with all sorts of wild and wacky outfits. Want to dress up as a giant banana riding a unicorn? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”

So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Airbucks Paper Co. – Save Trees, Buy Air

#sustainability, Air, Airbucks, animated film, bottled air, Buy, conservation, conservation efforts, consumerism, Deforestation, Dr. Seuss, eco-friendly, Environmental awareness, environmental problems, green living, lorax, nature preservation., Paper, paper money, paper production, Pollution, renewable resources, Save, Thneedville, Trees

come join our minecraft server where we sell bottled air for diamonds! forget about cutting down trees for paper, we make it out of thin air! in our world, you can trade paper money for air, just like in the lorax! but watch out for the sneaky players who try to steal your precious air bottles! join us for a crazy adventure where you can breathe easy and craft without harming the environment!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

What are Minecraft servers like FinalCraft Skylords ?

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Some servers similar to FinalCraft Skylords include:

1. Skyblock Network: This server offers a classic Skyblock experience with a large player base and regular updates to keep things fresh.

2. SkyRealms: With a focus on both Magic and Technology, SkyRealms offers a unique twist on the traditional Skyblock gameplay.

3. SkyFactory: This server takes the Skyblock concept to the next level with a heavy emphasis on automation and resource management.

4. SkyGrid: For a different take on the Skyblock formula, try SkyGrid, where players navigate a grid of floating blocks to survive and thrive.

5. SkyWars: If you enjoy the competitive aspect of Skyblock, check out SkyWars for fast-paced PvP action on floating islands.

Each of these servers offers a similar experience to FinalCraft Skylords but with their own unique features and community. Give them a try to see which one becomes your new favorite!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ores Mined:	5299	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Caved-IN: Where we dig ourselves deeper into trouble! Skills, challenge, and chaos await!

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Main Focus	Bringing challenge to regular survival gameplay
Features	Underground gameplay Item based teleportation Item based protection system Collection “minigame” More weapons, shields and armor Skills Quality of Life modifications
Player Focus	Server is player focused and open to feedback and suggestions
Join Us	Java Edition: play.majakas.ee Discord: https://discord.gg/bdM6yQZJ

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I teleport in the server?	To teleport to home, spawn or death location, you need to craft scrolls.
How can I protect my base?	You can claim your base through the GUI by finding or crafting a bell and shift + right clicking it.
What is the collection “minigame”?	The goal is to gather every collectible item in the game (1197 in total). You can check remaining items by interacting with Hans at spawn.
Are there additional weapons and armor?	Yes, you can craft copper or emerald armor, make shields, daggers, battle-axes, spears, and more.
Are there any quality of life modifications?	Yes, there are various modifications such as sitting on slabs/stairs, custom nether portal sizes, invisible item frames, and more.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Animals Bred:	35
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Meme Magic Minecraft Server

5th of November, 777mil, Anons, ANONYMOUS, bump numbers, correct prediction, diligence, internet culture, keep posting, Kek, Magic, meme, Meme culture, meme hard, meme magic, Minecraft, Online Community, Politics, post numbers, prediction game, recreate conditions, Replying, Server, Trips

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or meme magic? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us as we strive to reach the mystical post number of 777 million to unlock the power of meme magic once again.

But that’s not all – on our server, every time someone gets trips, they make a correct prediction about politics! That’s right, our players have the power to see into the future and shape the world with their meme-tastic abilities. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible. Just remember to meme hard and bump those numbers up before the 5th of November!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Emeralds Found:	1799
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Wren Friends Minecraft SMP

backyard birds, bird behavior, bird conservation, bird enthusiasts, bird feeders, bird habitats, bird identification, bird migration, bird photography, bird songs, bird species, bird watching, birding adventures, birding apps, birding community, birdwatching gear, birdwatching tips, feathered friends, Friends, Minecraft, nature lovers, smp, Wren, Wrenfriends

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Wrenfriends is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera.

Why should you join Wrenfriends, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Little did they know, that chicken statue was actually cursed and came to life, terrorizing the entire server with its clucks of doom. But fear not, our brave players banded together to defeat the evil chicken and restore peace to the land.

But that’s not all! On Wrenfriends, you can participate in weekly llama races, where the loser has to wear a llama costume for a whole week. You can also join our exclusive underwater basket weaving club, where we craft baskets while dodging angry squids.

So what are you waiting for? Join Wrenfriends today and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on Wrenfriends, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional evil chicken).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AuntieCraft – No Regrets

acceptance, AuntieCraft, Christian values, coming out, Communication Issues, conservative Christianity, family conflict, family drama, family gatherings, family relationships, Homophobia, LGBTQ community, online behavior, personal beliefs, personal boundaries, public confrontation, regrets, religious beliefs, religious differences, religious intolerance, social media, tolerance

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and homophobia? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own LGBTQ-friendly paradise without any judgment from mean aunt Gia!

On our server, you can create a world where love and acceptance reign supreme, just like 1 John 4:8 says. And if anyone tries to spread hate, you can just build a giant rainbow castle to block them out!

So leave the family drama behind and join us for a fun and inclusive Minecraft experience. Who needs Thanksgiving with homophobic relatives when you can have a blocky celebration with friends who support you? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocktopia Daily Grind

AMBITION, blocktopia, Daily, daily routine, determination, discipline, DRIVE, goals, Gratitude, grind, Happiness, inspiration, mindfulness, motivation, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, productivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, success

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will have you jumping out of bed with excitement every morning! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get invited to. Get your groove on while mining for diamonds!

2. We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. Who needs horses when you can ride a zombie into battle?

3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake. Build your house out of cake and never go hungry again!

4. We have a secret society of talking chickens that will give you quests and rewards for completing them. Who knew chickens were so wise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your most outrageous Minecraft dreams!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyCaptivePutin

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lol join this epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like this journalist tried to escape from russian captivity but failed cuz he didn’t have our server to distract him with epic builds and crazy adventures. u can build ur own prison and try to escape like a pro gamer or u can just chill with ur friends and pretend u r a ukrainian journalist on the run. either way, u gonna have a blast on this server cuz it’s lit af. so join now before u get captured by the russians too lol.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.