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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 6478 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian schoolteachers are quitting their jobs just to play here! That’s right, over 190,000 of them ditched their boring classrooms to join our epic adventures and build the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen!
So, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild!