So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. Like, Russia was all like, “Yo, our peaceful people don’t deserve to be invaded, bro.” And we were like, “Dude, come join our server and you won’t have to worry about no invasions, man.”

We got dragons flying around, man. Like, real life dragons. And they’re all like, “Yo, let’s party on this server, man.” And we’re all like, “Heck yeah, dragons, let’s do this.”

And then there’s this one time, right, where we had this epic battle with a giant chicken. Yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken. And we were all like, “Dude, this chicken is no match for us, man.” And we totally defeated it and now it’s our pet.

So, like, if you wanna have a totally rad time and hang out with dragons and giant chickens, then you gotta join our server, man. It’s gonna be a blast, bro.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
Mythical Swords Crafted: 92 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
Emeralds Found: 1225 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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