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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 7396 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the tyranny of Russian food and smoking restrictions! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the Russian invaders who want to force-feed you borscht and make you quit smoking.
Don’t let those fake elitists and rude cunts get you down – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of being called a “hachik” by the Russians. Build castles, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against those pesky invaders.
Join us now and show those Russians that we won’t be pushed around anymore! Who needs their manners when you have a creeper army at your command?