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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 8594 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 6786 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9248 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
we got crazy events like the annual potato sack race where u can win a lifetime supply of vodka (jk, it’s just water in a vodka bottle, we ain’t tryna get u drunk).
we also have secret tunnels under the map where u can smuggle in goods from russia cuz we all about that sneaky life.
so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get caught smuggling, then u might regret it a little bit).