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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 2251 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 2397 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6966 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
we got crazy events like the annual potato sack race where u can win a lifetime supply of vodka (jk, it’s just water in a vodka bottle, we ain’t tryna get u drunk).
we also have secret tunnels under the map where u can smuggle in goods from russia cuz we all about that sneaky life.
so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get caught smuggling, then u might regret it a little bit).