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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 4398 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 |
Votes: | 324 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 8659 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
we got crazy events like the annual potato sack race where u can win a lifetime supply of vodka (jk, it’s just water in a vodka bottle, we ain’t tryna get u drunk).
we also have secret tunnels under the map where u can smuggle in goods from russia cuz we all about that sneaky life.
so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get caught smuggling, then u might regret it a little bit).