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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 4220 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears around like a boss.
we got crazy events like the annual potato sack race where u can win a lifetime supply of vodka (jk, it’s just water in a vodka bottle, we ain’t tryna get u drunk).
we also have secret tunnels under the map where u can smuggle in goods from russia cuz we all about that sneaky life.
so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get caught smuggling, then u might regret it a little bit).
