Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with chaos, mayhem, and tomefuckers sending Runes your way! Join us if you dare to face the wrath of mysterious Runes appearing out of nowhere and causing havoc in the world. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret behind these mystical messages and become the ultimate Rune master! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just watch out for those sneaky tomefuckers!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • The King of Games Minecraft SMP

    The King of Games Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to “The King of Games” SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be the ultimate Minecraft champion! Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

    Our server is ruled by a wise and majestic llama named Sir Fluffington, who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Legend has it that he can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, making him the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraftia.

    But don’t worry, Sir Fluffington is a fair and just leader who welcomes all players with open hooves. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, you’ll find a place to call home on our server. Just be prepared to face off against the infamous Chicken Gang, a group of poultry rebels who are hell-bent on causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

    So come join “The King of Games” SMP and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft master. Who knows, you might even earn the title of “King of Games” and bask in the glory of llama royalty for all eternity!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Mogu Ghost Minecraft Server

    Mogu Ghost Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by none other than VividlyVivi, the most electrifying Minecraft streamer in the universe. Follow her on Twitch for a chance to win exclusive in-game prizes like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet llama named Larry who spits fireballs at your enemies!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage because things are about to get wacky!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • All Abortionists Go To Hell Minecraft SMP

    All Abortionists Go To Hell Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your moral compass? Look no further! Join our server where we take baby murder very seriously. Trust us, you do not want to experience the neverending inferno of hell for your crimes against the unborn. Those innocent fetuses will be chilling in heaven while you’ll be sweating it out in the other place. So if you think murdering babies is cool, think again before joining our server. There are no babies where you’re going, that’s for sure!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server

    Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the women act like your male friends and the pigs can fly! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Ever wanted to team up with a female player who can out-mine, out-build, and out-fight your buddies? Look no further, because on our server, our female players are just as tough and competitive as the guys.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got pigs that can fly! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is home to magical flying pigs that will take you on epic adventures through the skies.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where women kick butt and pigs soar through the clouds? Come join the fun and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • “Why Did They Do It?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why Did They Do It?” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy shenanigans and wild adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity!

    Join us on this server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world, the villagers have a thriving underground dance club, and the creepers are trained in stand-up comedy (watch out, they’re explosive!).

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds, but only if you can decipher their llama language and gain their trust.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the chaos). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Real Bros Minecraft Server

    Real Bros Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic elections where you can campaign to become the ruler of the server. But beware, the state propaganda lackeys are out to get you, just like poor Kamala. Will you rise to power or fall victim to their schemes? Join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of LOLs!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Minecraft SMP: VShojo+ Shenanigans

    Minecraft SMP: VShojo+ Shenanigans
    Welcome to Late Night General Geega Part 52! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who are as chaotic as they come.

    Why should you join? Well, our server is filled with Froot who will make you question reality, GEEGA who will lead you on epic quests, Haruka who will serenade you with her angelic voice, and Henya who will blow your mind with his genius. Hime will keep you on your toes, Kson will make you laugh until you cry, Kuro will protect you from any creepers, and Mata will guide you through the wilderness. Mel will bring the party, Michi will keep you entertained, Mouse will keep you on your toes, and Zen will bring balance to the chaos.

    But that’s not all! We have secret channels dedicated to Kson, Henya, Mouse, and even discussions about former members. Plus, our server is so wild that it has its own dedicated channels for extended discussions.

    So come join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time our players built a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses just for fun? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly meetups where you can hang out with other players and participate in wacky events like Femlala Friday Tea Party or Saturday Morning Cartoons. And don’t even get me started on our Halloween Musicals and Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s a spooktacular time!

    So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Magic Items Found: 3544

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

    Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 132

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Blocky Poop Minecraft Server

    Blocky Poop Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why, you ask? Because we have a player who claims to have a scat fetish and insists on incorporating it into every aspect of the game. From building poop-themed structures to organizing scat-themed events, this player’s unique passion will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – just be prepared for some interesting conversations about bodily functions!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • So it happened again Minecraft SMP

    So it happened again Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists like another white British woman getting stabbed to death by an illegal immigrant…just kidding! But seriously, our server is where the action is at. So come join us and see what all the hype is about! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to dominate the server with your mad skills and hilarious antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Gender Reveal Minecraft Server

    Gender Reveal Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to the age-old question: is xe a boy or a girl? Our server is filled with mystery and intrigue, where players must solve riddles and complete challenges to uncover the truth about xe’s gender. But be warned, the answer may not be what you expect!

    Not only will you have the chance to solve this perplexing puzzle, but our server also boasts the largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep in the Minecraft universe. These sheep are rumored to possess magical powers and can grant wishes to those who befriend them. Will you be the one to unlock their secrets?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a hidden underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers. Rumor has it that the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays 80s music. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and unforgettable experience. Who knows what other wacky adventures and surprises await you?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Emeralds Found: 3159
    New Chunks Explored: 221463 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /mhg/ – Monster Hunter General

    Minecraft SMP – /mhg/ – Monster Hunter General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure where you can hunt monsters, craft epic armor sets, and even ride dragons into battle!

    Our server is so insane that we have Monster Hunter crossover events where you can team up with your friends to take down massive beasts and claim their loot. Don’t worry, we have a database to help you find each monster’s weakness so you can strategize your attacks.

    But that’s not all! We also have older game emulation and multiplayer options, so you can relive the classics while chatting with your fellow players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even join our Frontier missions for a chance to earn rare rewards.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Who needs diamonds when you can slay dragons and hunt monsters for fun?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 385

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crafty Threads Minecraft Server

    Crafty Threads Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server, “edizione delle culle piene”, is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride where every player starts off with a full inventory of baby cribs. That’s right, you heard us correctly. Baby cribs. Build a crib castle, start a crib farm, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground crib fighting ring where players can battle it out to see whose crib reigns supreme. Will your crib be the last one standing?

    And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a special event every Friday where the sky rains down… you guessed it, more baby cribs! It’s a crib-a-palooza!

    So what are you waiting for? Join “edizione delle culle piene” today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crib-tastic adventure!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Why did LXC Containers never become mainstream like Minecraft SMP Docker?

    Why did LXC Containers never become mainstream like Minecraft SMP Docker?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between a group of players dressed as llamas arguing over who has the best dance moves. Suddenly, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops in and challenges everyone to a dance-off. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for the rest of the day.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary LXC Containers, a group of mysterious players who have mastered the art of teleportation and can travel between dimensions with ease. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare items that can’t be found anywhere else.

    So why did LXC Containers never become mainstream like Docker? Because they’re too busy having the time of their lives on our server, of course! Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next member of this wacky and wonderful community.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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