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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 7669 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 349418 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit af, like you gotta join cuz we got a rule where you can only build with pink blocks on Wednesdays, like who even came up with that, it’s so random but like, it’s what makes us unique, ya know? And like, every full moon we all have to wear pumpkin heads and dance around a campfire, it’s like a tradition or something, but it’s so fun, you gotta try it out. Plus, we have this thing where if you die, you have to do a dare IRL, like one time someone had to eat a whole jar of pickles, it was wild. So yeah, come join us and experience the madness, it’s a blast!
