RudeCraft Minecraft Server

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So, like, picture this: you’re just minding your own business in the grocery store, feeling all emotional about leaving your grandpa at a dementia care home. And then out of nowhere, this teen counselor lady approaches you and tries to give you her card. Like, hello, we’re in our 20’s, we don’t need teen counseling, Karen!

But wait, it gets better. As you’re checking out, this old dude behind you starts apologizing for your “rude behavior” and goes on a whole rant about how disrespectful the younger generation is. Like, excuse me, sir, but we’re just trying to buy some snacks for our grandpa, not start a generational war.

Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world drama and come hang out with a community that understands the struggle of dealing with judgmental strangers in the grocery store. Plus, we have virtual snacks that won’t judge you for being sassy to teen counselors. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Animals Bred:	39
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Enchantments Applied:	78
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	219
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

HibiscusMC

Survival

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4231	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Farms Harvested:	210
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magic Items Found:	5085

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Towns Built:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Animals Bred:	90	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Farms Harvested:	177	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Crops Grown:	8634	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1461	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.