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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 991 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
So, like, lemme tell u a story, man. Once upon a time, there was dis dude who joined da server and he was like, “Whoa, dis place is da bomb diggity!” He started building dis huge castle made outta diamonds and emeralds, and all da other players were like, “Whaaaaaaat?!”
And den, get dis, there was dis epic battle between two factions, da Creepers and da Endermen. It was like, total chaos, bro! But in da end, da Creepers won and dey threw dis massive party with cake and fireworks and stuff. It was soooooo awesome!
Oh, and did I mention dat on dis server, if u get vaccinated against RSV, u get superpowers? Yeah, like, u can fly and shoot fireballs outta ur hands and stuff. It’s totally insane, man!
So, like, what are u waiting for? Join dis Minecraft server now and experience da craziest, most epic adventures of ur life! Trust me, u won’t regret it, bro!