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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 2100 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Crops Grown: | 8611 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
So, like, lemme tell u a story, man. Once upon a time, there was dis dude who joined da server and he was like, “Whoa, dis place is da bomb diggity!” He started building dis huge castle made outta diamonds and emeralds, and all da other players were like, “Whaaaaaaat?!”
And den, get dis, there was dis epic battle between two factions, da Creepers and da Endermen. It was like, total chaos, bro! But in da end, da Creepers won and dey threw dis massive party with cake and fireworks and stuff. It was soooooo awesome!
Oh, and did I mention dat on dis server, if u get vaccinated against RSV, u get superpowers? Yeah, like, u can fly and shoot fireballs outta ur hands and stuff. It’s totally insane, man!
So, like, what are u waiting for? Join dis Minecraft server now and experience da craziest, most epic adventures of ur life! Trust me, u won’t regret it, bro!
