Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
Falling into the Void: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 389
Volcanoes Explored: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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