Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Crops Grown: 8344 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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