Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	3595	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GotPvP

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

GotPvP is a premium Minecraft network with classic game modes and unique mini games.

• Faction •• Skyblock • Prison •• Creative RPG • Kitpvp •• Oppvp • Fatkid •• Hunger Games

We are a network founded in February of 2013, with one of the most cultured and amazing communities you will find. Over 50 helpful active staff, helpers, senior moderators, and admins. Weekly global events, tournaments and more, you will never get bored!

IP Address: play.gotpvp.com Website: http://gotpvp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/g2HQtCx Store: https://buy.gotpvp.com

Faithfully waiting to see you soon!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Towns Built:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DestinyMC

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

DestinyMC is a long standing community with Skyblock, Survival and Prison servers that are compatible with all devices. Some of our features include Enchantment Gems, Private Mines, Cities, Gangs, Robots and Backpack Enchantments. Link your Discord account in-game to receive a free rank on the server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Enchantments Applied:	146	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Elimentus

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Elimentus, a 1.18.1 Survival/Bending Server. – Choose an Element using /element and unlock sub-elements

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

mnfcandy

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Roleplay

Mongolian minecraft cracked server. So many new features daily updates. Come and check it out. Gamemodes: – OP-Factions – Factions – MiniGames – EggWars – Creative – The Walking Dead – Mega Prison – SkyKingdom (Skyblock+Factions)

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Gates of Aevony

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Greetings, fellow wanderer, welcome to Gates of Aevony! Come and play some sweet SMP survival with us or unleash your building skills in the Creative server to show your talent to the world. Free WorldEdit will be your friend.

IP: mc.aevony.net

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Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Aetheria

Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Emeralds Found:	8895
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Animals Bred:	24	Ores Mined:	8409
Mines Excavated:	2262	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Emeralds Found:	868	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	125

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1503
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Crops Grown:	1694	New Chunks Explored:	989613

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.