Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2528
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	103	Farms Harvested:	213
Astral Projections Made:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Love Letters Sent:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	190	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Nomercymc

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9551
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.