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Blocky McBlockface Adventures

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re constantly being told what to do? Well, look no further because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Join us and experience the thrill of being a wanted criminal in the virtual world. Build your own underground hideout, engage in epic battles with the authorities, and evade capture at all costs.

But be warned, the police force on this server is no joke. They will stop at nothing to bring you to justice, even if it means blowing up your precious creations. So gather your fellow outlaws and prepare for the ultimate showdown on our lawless Minecraft server.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns supreme!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SoulfulGingerCraft: Where even redheads have a place in the pixelated world of blocks and adventures!

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Are you tired of discriminating against ginger people? Well, on our Minecraft server, we welcome all souls, whether they’re ginger or not! Join us for a wild ride where the only requirement is to have a fiery spirit (and maybe a few freckles).

Our server is home to the most epic ginger warriors you’ll ever meet. They’ll protect you from any mob that comes your way, all while rocking their fiery locks and showing off their soulful personalities.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant gingerbread house, and every player gets a lifetime supply of gingerbread cookies as a welcome gift. So come on over and join us for a soulful adventure that’s sure to leave you feeling spicy!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BoobaCraft: Where Chuubas and Big Boobas Unite in Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further! Our server is the only place where chuubas with big boobas are celebrated and embraced. Forget about flat chests, we’ve got all the curves you could ever want in our pixelated world.

Join us for epic battles against giant blocky monsters, where the bigger the chuubas, the stronger the player! Our server is filled with hilarious antics and crazy adventures, all centered around our love for big boobas.

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Who knew that chuubas with big boobas could make Minecraft so much more fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineCraftyMcCraftFace

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the magical land of exploding chickens and dancing creepers. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? We got you covered!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of Minecraft trivia. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Holy Creeper Church: Arian Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is filled with mind-blowing discoveries and outrageous theories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and uncover the ancient secrets of Vedic culture in the near East, where the Kassites ruled Babylon after being invaded by sea peoples who were actually Indian! That’s right, Jews are Indian too – and not just any Indians, but Kali Shaivists from Kalami as confirmed by Aristotle himself.

But wait, there’s more! The Chaldeans were actually the Kalami, and the Jews were always Chaldean – it’s just some Talmudic spin that says otherwise. And let’s not forget about the Arians, the true rulers of the Medes multi-racial empire who brought Atenism to Egypt and introduced the chariot to bronze age warfare.

And don’t even get us started on the Carians, the worshippers of Aesclipius/Ophiucus who were the real inspiration behind Jesus Christ. They founded Sparta and Rome, worshipped the Eagle, and even had a temple named Zeus Lepsynos – the crucified Zeus himself!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride through history and mythology, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4862	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Twink Fap Shack

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Ooh la la”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cute twink enthusiasts out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content while surrounded by the most adorable twinks in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe (or anything else) when you see these cuties running around!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of magical twink unicorns that poop out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right! So come on over and start mining those sparkly turds for some serious bling.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a faptastic time like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Rudy’s Respawn Realm: Where Mushoku Tensei’s feats are child’s play!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Just like Rudeus and Sylphy’s epic marriage in Mushoku Tensei, our server offers realistic time progression and immersive storytelling that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build epic structures, and maybe even find your own in-game soulmate! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you diamonds for… well, who knows what they’ll want in return!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Kik Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and follows the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious players out there!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers. We encourage creativity and wild ideas, so feel free to build a giant statue of a potato or create a rollercoaster that leads straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From epic battles against dragons to impromptu dance parties in the middle of a forest, you never know what to expect on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Village Weirdo Minecraft Server: Where Being a Subhuman Recluse is Cool!

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Are you tired of being judged by your village for being a weirdo recluse subhuman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being a weirdo recluse subhuman is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Join us and find your tribe of fellow misfits who will appreciate your uniqueness and embrace your quirks. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlimited diamonds. So why wait? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate weirdo recluse subhuman in the best way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty McCraftface: The Novelites Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us at [Server Name] where we have NOVELITES who will dazzle you with their literary prowess, PEBBLES that can talk and tell you jokes, JAILBIRDS who have escaped from the toughest prisons in Minecraft, RUFFIANS who will challenge you to epic battles, and ADVENTRIX who will take you on wild quests across the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a group of ninja chickens who will teach you their ways, and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Join us at [Server Name] and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyCraft: Where Minecraft meets Overwatch 2 chaos! LOLZ

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Are you tired of being a normie and following the crowd? Join our Minecraft server and experience pure kino that gets better with every update! While everyone else is seething about how bad their servers are, you’ll be living your best life in a world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers. Don’t be a sheep, be a diamond-encrusted creeper on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Fact Checkers

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Are you tired of boring old Twitter drama? Come join our Minecraft server where we have Trump tweeting up a storm! Witness outrageous tweets that will make your head spin, like him challenging players to build a wall around his castle or declaring war on the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and experience the chaos for yourself! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain 🤣🔥🐲

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	112	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineFantasy: Endwalker Edition – Crafting & Cactuars Galore!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’re launching early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT, so get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, but why wait when you can join the fun early?

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Battle alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters in a quest for glory and loot!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’re also hosting a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0. Travel between data centers like a boss and show off your skills to players from around the world.

Don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0. Show off your combat prowess and dominate the competition to earn exclusive rewards.

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6. Join meetups like the Crystal PF Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run on April 14 at 6:00 PM EDT, or the Gilgamesh, Aether, Crystarium Bar Eden Raids on April 15th at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and make new friends along the way. Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Dimension Hops:	14	New Chunks Explored:	318933
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Unsatisfied Miners

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t get no satisfaction? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-loving llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in less than 5 minutes. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of never knowing what crazy adventure awaits around the next block. Satisfaction guaranteed… or your diamonds back!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Potions Brewed:	176	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	767

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Villager Reality TV: Where Creeper Drama and Enderman Fashion Collide!

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Are you tired of watching dubcrap and questioning the sanity of “anime fans”? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the madness! Join us and escape the clutches of dubcrap with our epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We promise you’ll never have to suffer through bad voice acting again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Animals Bred:	49	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14