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Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 143 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
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