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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 9775 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
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