Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	30	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1926
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5911	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Crops Grown:	3829
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Enchantments Applied:	295

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Star Shards Collected:	216
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	5040	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Crops Grown:	8188	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magic Items Found:	6720
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Enchantments Applied:	214
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Farms Harvested:	577	Crops Grown:	6178
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Villages Defended:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	20

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2663
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	7964
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg