Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9714
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2709
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8004
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	91
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Towns Built:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Emeralds Found:	6468
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Votes:	3240

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9951
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Crops Grown:	5093	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	343	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Towns Built:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Buildings Constructed:	36

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5858
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Votes:	5226
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Crops Grown:	6993	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Votes:	181
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8148
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mines Excavated:	3446
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com